I’m all prepared to give my Chevy Blazer a bath and locate some ArmorAll Car Wash Concentrate in the garage. Being the first time I’ve used the stuff I flip the bottle over to look for instructions on how much I should pour into my bucket.

“Directions: Use on a cool car …”.

I read no further. I look over to my tired old vehicle. It gets me from here to there. And its all mine. But its definitely not what one would point at and cry “Wow, will you get a load of that cool car!”

I discard the ArmorAll product with disappointment and get some detergent from the kitchen.

Ah well.

The next time you’re knocking back a nice cold Coors Light, realize that a werewolf wouldn’t be caught dead doing what you’re doing.

I just accidentally stepped on a slug.

I don’t think its going to make it.