Cleaning out my garage I noticed for the first time a blurb on my can of WD40.

“Search for 2000 uses for WD40“, some sort of competition, and of course, a website to which you could submit your use…

Immediately, the following submission came to mind:

Dear Sirs/Madams,

I find WD40 comes in handy during my day to day job. As an obstretician, the liberal application of WD40 during difficult labors, I find, is a god send. Sprayed liberally around the opening (the red straw comes in handy here), is almost guaranteed to result in a voom! and a “Congratulations on your new baby boy/girl!”.

I recommend WD40 for all professionals in my field.