Two teenage women were arrested this evening in the lower Greenville area of downtown Dallas after an apparent dispute broke out into a street brawl.

The altercation occurred at approximately 10:30pm this evening according to the many witnesses at the scene.

“One woman went up to this other one, right there on the dance floor and started screaming”, said one witness whom asked not to be named, “screaming stuff like ‘You took my cherry you bitch! You stole it away from me!’ And all of us, the group I was with, we just raised our eyebrows and wondered if this was some sort of lover’s spat. I mean its not even possible for woman to take another’s cherry is it?”

Apparently so, or at least it is according to Amanda Huginkiss, whom was arrested on charges of public nuisance after the confrontation escalated into a fistfight on the street outside the nightclub. “That bitch took my cherry!” she yelled as Dallas officers ushered her, handcuffed, into a squad car.

I spoke to the “victim” of this apparent lover’s spat, Samantha Lipzit, whom had the following to say, “Amanda never treated it well. I didn’t take her cherry! She practically handed it to me on a silver platter.”

Strange? Yes. A torrid lesbian affair gone wrong? No. It gets even stranger.

There is a third party involved in what appears to be a sordid love triangle.

My questioning at the scene led me to a rather open gentleman inside that same Dallas nightclub. Pictured below, he requested that I refer to him only as “Bing”.

Bing Cherry sitting on a barstool
at a downtown Dallas nightclub
as a patron makes an unfortunate gesture
with her hand.

When I asked him about the events of the evening his only reply was that “Amanda never really loved me, I am glad that Samantha picked me”.

Unfortunately our interview with Bing was cut short as police attending the scene from the earlier incident arrived and arrested this him for indecent exposure. As he was being dragged out of the nightclub he was heard shouting, “I’m a cherry. Sure I have a huge schlong, but its not like I can cover it up. Who makes clothing for cherries?”

DEVELOPING…