• It seems to me that perhaps this gentleman was not properly equipped to go river tubing. Or perhaps he was over equipped.
• Why did they have to put me next to this guy: Look at the size of his package! Doh!
• Wow, this is going to keep the housewives in Phoenix busy with their feather dusters for quite some days to come! (After the annoying ad)
• If I received a bill like this in the mail, it would be enough to send me right back into the hospital.
• Oh come on! “He” probably just wants to be able to read the morning paper!
• Luminara: a pretty damn cool twist on that old Asteroids game that used to drive me batty
• Rowan Atkinson in Hell, which is the epitome of Classic Good Atkinson, not that crappy movie stuff.
• Bloxorz: Now that Asteroids no longer drives me batty (because I can play Luminara), Bloxorz can take its place. Puzzle game that quickly had my head a hurtin’.

Thanks for stopping by and remember, man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.