My respect and thanks to all the men and women who are currently sacrificing, and whom have sacrificed, in order to afford me the life that I live. A life of freedom, of happiness, and of hope.

Although the flag I fly out the front of my house is American, I think of it not as a nationalistic emblem, but as a symbol - and at its basic primeness it is, a symbol of peace and of freedom. So with it I hope to honor all that fight and sacrifice for those causes, globally.

Each and every one of you: Thank you.

Thursday evening came with the discovery of a business card taped to my front door, left by the code enforcer for the city that I live in.

Scrawled on the card was the note “Call me about gate”.

My gate? I went out and had a look at it. There was nothing wrong with my gate…

Then I glanced over at our next door neighbors fence/gate:

Yeah, small mistake there Mr Code Enforcement Guy

I have a new fridge.

I didn’t particularly want a new fridge. I hadn’t really planned on getting a new fridge, nor had I budgeted in the slightest for getting a new fridge.

But I have a new fridge.

My new fridge is nice and black and shiny. It is impressively large (it almost doesn’t fit in the allotted “fridge space”).

My new fridge has two doors. I have never had a fridge with two doors before. The freezer is on the bottom. It has a drawer that you pull out. And another rack inside it which holds the ice tray (and more). The ice it makes is nice (made from filtered water), and manly. The chilled and filtered water dispenser makes me giggly.

I didn’t want a new fridge, but the old one gave me no choice. It stopped freezing stuff. When you have stuff that you rely on to be frozen, thats a seriously failing in fridge. Of course, it was looked at by a professional: “sealed system failure… see this… thats bad”. Bad roughly translates to $500+ with no guarantees and probable recurrences. Hence the new fridge.

Damn you old fridge. Because of you I had to spend my stimulus check on the last thing I wanted to do: stimulating the refrigerator industry. I’ve got bills damn it!

Here are some photos that I took of God Granny’s gardens on Mother’s Day.

J, my coworker had his birthday recently. Having a birthday is a serious liability when you work in the IT department at my company as you will see…

The plan was to wrap his office in cling wrap the evening before his birthday, after he left for home. Unfortunately, our boss whom has the master key to all of the offices had to leave early that day. This meant that we could not utilize her key to access J’s office after he left because she would not have any way of getting into her office the next day (she gets into work at some insanely early hour).

Then I realized that he had a key to the bosses’ office, so I hatched a plan…

Me: Hey J, you have a key to JT’s office, right.
J: Yeah, why are you going to do something to it?
Me: Yeah, M, U, and I want to wrap it in cling wrap after everyone has left for the day.

J smirks and gives me the key.

Later, while I am talking with J, we come across the topic of what we are doing for the weekend. He mentions that he is going out for his birthday at a restaurant. I feign forgetfulness: “Damn, that’s right, it’s your birthday… we should be wrapping your office! You better make sure that you lock you office before you leave tonight!”

Then later on, I went to see the boss before she left and did a little switch-a-roo with her: I gave her the key to her office that I got from J and she gave me the master key. So now, I was able to get into his office, and she would still be able to get into her own office in the morning. J was none the wiser, thinking that I only had a key to her office, and not his.

After J left for the day, U, M, and I went to work, and probably spent a good half hour in his office:

His office looking in from the door.

From the corner of his office looking over his desk toward his door.

We wrapped his chair to his desk. Did several laps of his desk and monitors. U piled up some loose items on two chairs back to back and then U and M created a mini wrapped pyramid. We wrapped his phone, then wrapped his handset, then wrapped his handset to his phone. After that, we wrapped his keyboards, his bar code scanner, and a pair of scissors. Finally, we did some turns around his entire office for good measure.

The most amusing thing about it all was that none of it would have been possible without his help with the key.

A couple of nights ago I was standing out on my back patio, under the eaves of the house, watching the lightning from the storm that was pelting the area with rain.

Suddenly the sky right above me went completely white and I heard what I could only describe as the extremely loud, sinister crackly noise.

It is amazing how fast the brain can process thoughts: “slump back against wall out of fear”, “oh god that’s lightning”, “I am about to be struck by lightning”, “hold breath I may need it”, “I’m going to die”.

Then the white became an arc of lightning snaking its way through the sky, and a large boom coming from the direction of the front of the house that shuddered the wall I was slumping against and shook the ground I was standing on.

Shaking, I checked my underwear (they were okay) and I went inside, it did not seem like the lightning had struck my house, but had come down somewhere close on the other side. I grabbed my cell and went out the front door with the intention of driving around the neighborhood to see if there were any struck down trees.

It turned out that I would not need to get into my car. As soon as I opened my front door, the flashing of fire engines, police cars and an ambulance blinded me.

I went over to investigate and discovered that the lightning had arced over my house and struck the metal chimney top of a house across the intersection from mine.

I went over to check it out, as the crowds began to gather on the streets. There was smoke wafting from the roof, and the chimney top was pointing off at a warped angle.

Approaching the scene from my house.

The house that got struck is between and behind these two fire engines.

Looking at the scene from my front yard - you can see how close it was.

Who can tell why the lightning bypassed my chimney top, and hit one less than 30 feet away? I am thankful it did not choose to hit me instead.

I live amongst a menagerie of animals.

Have you taken a look around you lately to see that you are as well?

Of course, there are the pets - they are obvious. I have four cats sharing the house with me. Equally obvious are the birds. I commonly see Grackles, Doves, Robins, Mocking Birds, Sparrows, and the occasional Heron migrating in the spring and autumn.

Then, of course, you have things like all the winged insects and the spiders, which feed off them (also common in the diet of the birds). I had my own Charlotte whom had set up shop around the light bulb/garage door motor. I had to ask her to leave with a broom because her web was making the existence of flying insects way too obvious for my liking.

I have a plethora of lizards living in the greenery that livens up my back porch and they are enjoyable to watch. The males will often bob their heads and inflate a sac in their throats to attract the attention of females – as if having swallowed a pink balloon holds some sort of appeal in their circles. I even had the pleasure of watching a territorial dispute between two males whom would bite at the snout of their opponent in a show of dominance.

Less often, but most amusing is watching frogs come out in the summer evenings that I run the sprinklers, whom appear from who knows where and jump around having a good time in the water.

On rare occasions, you get a surprise, like discovering that there is a snake lurking around sharing your living space, or, as I recently did, you discover a turtle trundling along through your yard.

What do you have living with you?