J, my coworker had his birthday recently. Having a birthday is a serious liability when you work in the IT department at my company as you will see…

The plan was to wrap his office in cling wrap the evening before his birthday, after he left for home. Unfortunately, our boss whom has the master key to all of the offices had to leave early that day. This meant that we could not utilize her key to access J’s office after he left because she would not have any way of getting into her office the next day (she gets into work at some insanely early hour).

Then I realized that he had a key to the bosses’ office, so I hatched a plan…

Me: Hey J, you have a key to JT’s office, right.
J: Yeah, why are you going to do something to it?
Me: Yeah, M, U, and I want to wrap it in cling wrap after everyone has left for the day.

J smirks and gives me the key.

Later, while I am talking with J, we come across the topic of what we are doing for the weekend. He mentions that he is going out for his birthday at a restaurant. I feign forgetfulness: “Damn, that’s right, it’s your birthday… we should be wrapping your office! You better make sure that you lock you office before you leave tonight!”

Then later on, I went to see the boss before she left and did a little switch-a-roo with her: I gave her the key to her office that I got from J and she gave me the master key. So now, I was able to get into his office, and she would still be able to get into her own office in the morning. J was none the wiser, thinking that I only had a key to her office, and not his.

After J left for the day, U, M, and I went to work, and probably spent a good half hour in his office:

His office looking in from the door.

From the corner of his office looking over his desk toward his door.

We wrapped his chair to his desk. Did several laps of his desk and monitors. U piled up some loose items on two chairs back to back and then U and M created a mini wrapped pyramid. We wrapped his phone, then wrapped his handset, then wrapped his handset to his phone. After that, we wrapped his keyboards, his bar code scanner, and a pair of scissors. Finally, we did some turns around his entire office for good measure.

The most amusing thing about it all was that none of it would have been possible without his help with the key.