I have a new fridge.

I didn’t particularly want a new fridge. I hadn’t really planned on getting a new fridge, nor had I budgeted in the slightest for getting a new fridge.

But I have a new fridge.

My new fridge is nice and black and shiny. It is impressively large (it almost doesn’t fit in the allotted “fridge space”).

My new fridge has two doors. I have never had a fridge with two doors before. The freezer is on the bottom. It has a drawer that you pull out. And another rack inside it which holds the ice tray (and more). The ice it makes is nice (made from filtered water), and manly. The chilled and filtered water dispenser makes me giggly.

I didn’t want a new fridge, but the old one gave me no choice. It stopped freezing stuff. When you have stuff that you rely on to be frozen, thats a seriously failing in fridge. Of course, it was looked at by a professional: “sealed system failure… see this… thats bad”. Bad roughly translates to $500+ with no guarantees and probable recurrences. Hence the new fridge.

Damn you old fridge. Because of you I had to spend my stimulus check on the last thing I wanted to do: stimulating the refrigerator industry. I’ve got bills damn it!